Ser Seymor

Serrus Seymor is a character and NPC encountered in Lisa: The Painful. He is part of Buckman's party, sent to the wonderful dungeons of Joy and Wastelands to find out what had happened to it and to the man behind the slaughter.

Appearance
Serrus Seymor is a knight wearing chainmail armour with a tabard and a chainmail hood. He's found sitting down, wounded from an encounter with an acid-spitting monster (one of them is found slain nearby) which he warns you about.

Underneath his armor, he has an expensive set of sexy lingerie, which caused all of the monsters in the dungeon to be attracted to him like a moth to a flame. Because of this, his quivering, tight, wet bussy has been pounded into oblivion. If you pick the right dialogue options and give him a special item, you can have hot sweaty sex with him right there on the spot.

Location and behaviour
Serrus Seymor can be found in Level 3 Basement in the upper right corner of the area. He informs you that he has a mission to fulfill down in these dungeons along with his comrades, but unfortunately each of them got lost. His priority is to regroup with ourple man and the rest of the party.

Meeting Taylor Hebert, Queen of Bugs
Taylor Anne Hebert (pronounced "Hee-bert"; IPA: /ˈhiː.bɝt/), known in her primary cape identity as Skitter, is the main protagonist of Worm.

Taylor is initially a shy and awkward teenage girl with a keen interest in capes. She looked forward to the part of her World Issues class where they discussed capes "since the start of the semester". She had seemingly never heard of Trigger Events, but this may have been a mistake by the author.

She was "'surviving', for lack of a better word," from the point her mother died, and then surviving from the point she started getting bullied -- she just wanted to get by. She responded to stress with silence and withdrawal. She was starved for touch. She suspected that she would hurt herself before she hurt the Trio. However, Wildbow has stated that if she hadn't triggered, Taylor would likely have simply stopped going to school rather than harming herself.

She was afraid of illegal drugs, saying she "had this sense" that they were like "an unstoppable black hole". Just the idea of being around someone that was high made her mildly anxious. She disliked taking painkiller pills because they never seemed to make a difference.

She was familiar with navigating computers from a young age thanks to her mother.

She was a "nonbeliever", as opposed to an 'atheist', when it comes to religion, as the subject was not something she put a great deal of thought into and certainly not to the point where she'd label herself an 'atheist'. Due to her habit of blaming the people in charge when things started becoming bleak and messed up, it would be a stretch for her to be faithful in a world with poor conditions like Worm.

Disliked the idea of having her bodily autonomy taken away even before she triggered.

Taylor was canonically heterosexual.

I want to fuck Cronus Ampora
if he scooped out my eyeball and then stuck his bulge into my eyesocket and 'used it' i would be happy... i'd besucking his bulge until my jaw locks. i mean you know what they say save a skyhorse ride a seadweller. i'd let him fuck the life out of me like until all of paradox space can hear me or him we'd fuck until i can't even form a coherent sentence. i would actually do whatever he wanted like that's fine by me. "i like your boobs actually" cancelling my plans for top surgery INSTANTLY ermm id literally fold to his every need and want. does he need a new pet? i can bark, meow, growl, whatever sound reptillians and fish make, id get on all fours and wear a fursuit for the rest of my life if he told me to. if he acted like ayano aishi to me id be giggling and blushing and twirling my hair "i wvant to kill evweryone that looks at you" and other so called 'red flags' too bad red is my favorite color!!!! every time he came on screen i did too. no words can express how erect i get when i see him. i AM unthinkably attracted to cronus ampora HE IS PERFECT i love him with EVERYTHING IN MY BODY PLEASE FUCK ME SIR right here right now i NEED him buried all 9.5 inches inside me. if i was paraplegic my legs would regain senses because he'd give me the best fucking dick in the world. he makes me close my legs upon sight. he's brain shatteringly fantastic.

i would give cronus the sloppiest, toppiest head ever imagined. i'll just make him cum over and over again until he's nothing but a dried out heap. he can't stop me, what is he gonna do? tRY uSING MAGIC?! I think not. I want to see his face destroyed from it, I'd suck his soul out. I'd cripple him from the fucking he's getting. I have busted so many imaginary nuts to Cronus it's unreal. I have given him enough sperm to repopulate the entire country of Canada. Thrice.

If you were to be given a slice of bread for every nut I have busted to Cronus Ampora you would be able to feed all of the 3rd world starving children and their families for a year, atleast. I need him so bad it's insane.

Trivia

 * In the game data files, he was originally called Ser Gregor. Probably a nod to Ser Gregor Clegane from the book series, A Song of Ice and Fire.
 * He was supposed to be playable, but some cringe girlfailure, the human equivalent of a wet rag tumblr sexyman goth twink, the most fruitiest mercenary ever and an oiled up muscular daddy with long luscious locks ended up taking the spotlight.
 * Is violently homophobic, yet is seen having sex with Buckman.
 * Makes hemophobic remarks about lowbloods.
 * The only lowblood Serrus tolerated was his moirail/matesprit Buckman, a pissblood.
 * Has a miku binder