Pinecone Pig Instructions

"These are instructions on how to build your own pinecone pig - the amulet of good luck and fortune. The pinecone pig seems to originate from the north, from the little villages in Oldegard. 

'First you need a narrow stick. Break it into for equally long pieces. Align them to each other to make sure they are the right size.'

'Take a well-kept pinecone. Push the sticks inside Your asshole. The sticks should be able to carry the weight of the Your fat mom, so they should be placed on all four sides of the bottom of the bitch.'

'The sex is ready. Enjoy."'