Per'kele

Per'kele the slay god is a cunty person you can encounter on the cuntology tower in queenhevil

I WANT TO FUCK PERKELE SO FUCKING BADLY FUUUUUCK
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the fear and hunger jester so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to sleep ingame I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with per'kele. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of per'kele's tight jester bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/sulfur cultist babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the frozen ribs. I'd painted the spare ribs in our freezer green and blue and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see per'kele again.

Interactions with Per'kele
He saves you from the workshop in some sort of nightmarish sequence in the introduction that the player can either skip or go through. Regardless of the player's choices, they would still have the dream of being saved by Per'kele and meeting him and the Moon God Rher, who seems to be awake but cannot talk and can only seemingly stare at the player. Per'kele will then tell the player of the Termina Festival, and how they will play a part in it as one of its contestants, calling it a chance for one of the participants of the Termina festival to have a peek at grandeur and have a chance for 'illustrious reality', and calling it the 'festival to end all festivals'. He will say no more though, saying that his master will answer the player character's questions later on as they progress through the festival. He and his master will talk and meet again with the player under the green hue lit moonlight.

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the fear and hunger jester so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to sleep ingame I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with per'kele. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of per'kele's tight jester bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/sulfur cultist babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the frozen ribs. I'd painted the spare ribs in our freezer green and blue and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see per'kele again.

Strategy
The fight poses a moderate to high threat depending on how prepared the player is. The main challenge comes from the player character being the only human-controlled party member. AI-controlled teammates, while not exactly very useful in their attacks, will make a difference when taking some hits meant for the player. A Blood Golem is highly recommended as it does not require as much attention as a moderately equipped Ghoul and can allow the player character to focus on the damage dealing instead of healing them.

Every turn, Per'kele will use his right hand (your left) to summon a fairly devastating meteor that is guaranteed to hit, and with the other to launch many rapid fire, lower damage attacks. He will sometimes use this arm to activate Wing Guard and cover his torso for protection. While Wing Guard is active all spells will be reflected back at the caster, often killing them in one hit. If using a magic build, the wing should be dealt with quickly without the use of magic. Otherwise, the meteor hand should be considered as it will rapidly chew through the team's health pool, especially if the target is not guarding. It is not advised to destroy both arms, as Per'kele will start casting much stronger spells.

After removing both of his arms, he will start to randomly use either Hurting or Black Orb every turn, so one might want to preserve the revs accumulated from dealing with the second arm.

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Trivia

 * HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONOUNCE PERKELE
 * Possibly a reference to the phenomenon/meme "Did you dream about this man?"
 * Per'kele's name comes from the Suomi/Finnish word from the Finnic-Ugric languages, perkele, which means devil or evil spirit. The name is of Indo-European origin, being the name of the Proto-Indo-European god of thunder called Perkwunos. Other gods of thunder are derived from this name, such as Perkūnas (Lithuanian), Pērkons (Latvian), Perkūns or Perkunos (Baltic Old Prussian), Parkuns (Yotvingian), Percunis (German Prussian), Piarun (Belarusian), Fairguneis (Gothic), Perun or Piorun (Bosnian, Bulgarian, Croatian, Polish, Russian, Ukrainian, Serbian, Slovak, Slovene), and Peko or Pekolasõ (Estonian (the language is of the same language family as Finnish)). It is also related to other words in the Balto-Finnic branch of the Finnic-Ugric language family, such as in Estonian, põrgu, means hell, and in Karelian, perkeleh, means an evil spirit. Because the god of thunder is from a different religion and considered pagan by the Abrahamic religion of Christianity, the name became demonized, which led to the word, perkele, and is now used in the modern day as a swear word by the modern day Suomi/Finnish people.
 * Going by this linguistic root, it is very fitting for him to be a recruiter or leader of the Cult of Sulfur and with the Sulfur God being his master.
 * Going by this linguistic root, it is very fitting for him to be a recruiter or leader of the Cult of Sulfur and with the Sulfur God being his master.


 * Per'kele wears facepaint of similar colors as seen in the book of Rher. Another character that have similar facepaint is the Janitor.